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[11 Aug 2008|04:22pm] My life: Keeping quiet is hard

[26 Aug 2004|11:30am] The fucking check engine light came on in the car I bought what... a week ago? FUCK. I'm pissed. In other news, I drew a hat. Only when I scanned it the whole computer froze so that I couldn't even get it to restart so I pushed the power button and it says backing up files 9million something. Great. Fuck today. 3 comments|Keeping quiet is hard

[17 Aug 2004|07:33pm] That's the car I bought tonight only mine is dark green. I'm sooo excited to get it!! They hafta fix it cause one of the doors power lock and power window doesn't work. AH you guys it has a 4-cylinder turbo engine. Yaay and it has an awwwwwwesome sound system. RAR I AM SO HAPPY 7 comments|Keeping quiet is hard

[12 Aug 2004|04:36pm] According to http://www.healthstatus.com I'm going to burn 2,997 calories a day at practice once swimming starts. Along with showering, sleeping, brushing my teeth, driving and standing, I could burn 3,347 calories a day. SWEEEEET I'm gonna be so skinney. Haha Keeping quiet is hard

[09 Aug 2004|02:50pm] http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1489998/20040805/duff_haylie.jhtml?headlines=true AHAHAHAHA Keeping quiet is hard

[04 Aug 2004|08:53pm] Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy, that’s all I need. Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Ronald Fisher: Smurfette? Sean Smith: Mm-hmmm. Ronald Fisher: Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie Darko: Smurfette doesn’t fuck. Ronald Fisher: That’s bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Ronald Fisher: Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches Okay? Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action. Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape. Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario is just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick? Sean Smith: Damn it, Donnie. Why do you gotta get so smart on us? Keeping quiet is hard

[02 Aug 2004|07:03pm] I have senior pictures tomorrow. fhsdakj Keeping quiet is hard

[11 Jul 2004|08:07pm] New layout yo. Check it. *dork* 1 comment|Keeping quiet is hard

[10 Jul 2004|08:02pm] This guy is my favorite. Keeping quiet is hard

[01 Nov 2003|01:03pm] This journal is friends only. Comment and I will add you. 14 comments|Keeping quiet is hard

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